Wednesday
morn past I woke to squawking birds at the feeder. This wasn’t
normal at 5 am so after dressing I ran to open the patio door
thinking it was one of the bloody neighbourhood cats. I stood staring
uttering “O Hell no!” and ran out flaying arms and shouting.
Well, quietly shooshing as it was early and didn’t want to disturb
my neighbours.
Sitting
on the feeder platform was the largest raccoon I have ever seen. It
stood and glared at me and I glared right back. Slowly it turned and
latched onto the tree beside the feeder. I don’t know which one of
us was more stunned.
Slowly
it crawled its way up to a crook in the tree where it spent hours in
the sun on one of the hottest days so far. I did feel for it.
Really, just look at that cute face staring down for hours. Doncha
feel an awwwww.
It
disappeared before noon and though I searched I didn’t find its
hidey hole.
Until...while
night rose one more look out I found it backing down to the feeder.
I was ready for it. The Ultra Super Soaker was locked and loaded.
My aim is rather good and after delivering a soaking of water it
disappeared into the darkness not to be seen again, at least for now.
Note
that the feeder and patio is swept clean every evening and fingers
crossed this night visitor will return to the park along the river.