Warnings
6:51
PM EST Saturday 14 February 2015Extreme
Cold Warning in effect:
A
prolonged period of very cold wind chills is expected. No
feckin' kidding!
Bitterly cold arctic air will be
ushered in by stiff northerly winds tonight and Sunday. As a result,
wind chills will easily reach lets make it a
little harder shall we, minus 40 to minus 35 tonight into
Sunday and will likely persist into Monday morning. Even colder wind
chills of minus 45 to minus 40 are possible in more exposed
nae every
area..
People outdoors Twits
foolish enough to venture out should exercise extreme
caution. Frostbite on exposed skin may occur in just a few minutes.
The famished looking joggers with
the “ooooo look at me participating in winter” attitude should be
rundown by a snow plow. Please drive with care.
Wear
appropriate clothing:
Always
wear clothing appropriate for the weather. There
isn't enough clothing to prevent you from freezing yer arse off
unless you live in the Arctic.
Dress
in layers with a wind resistant outer layer. You can remove
layers if you get too warm (before you start sweating) Sweating?
It's too cold to sweat so there is no need to remove layers, or
add a layer if you get cold. Add a few more and
you can't move because you wobble like a penguin.
Wear
warm socks, gloves
everyone
knows you need mitts. Fingers join to keep each other warm. No one
in their right mind wears gloves in this weather, a
hat and scarf in cold weather. Be sure to cover your nose to protect
it. Your nose? Just your nose? My nose is so
stuffed up I wouldn't feel it if it fell off.
If
you get wet, If you get wet? Even
the thought of peeing oneself once the
cold hits you makes you stay inside, besides
bits shrink in the cold, change into dry clothing as soon as
possible. You lose heat faster when you're wet. Well there's a
thought, who knew when I stepped out of a hot shower I would feel
chilled.
Avoid alcohol. Fug that! Drink
as much as you can, then fall into bed and sleep the day through
because nothing is moving, not man nor
beast. The snow plows have given up so you aren't going anywhere.
Deal with it.
Consuming alcohol before you go out in the
cold may increase your risk of hypothermia because it increases blood
flow to the extremities of the body. You may actually feel warm even
though you are losing heat. This is where a warm blankie and
thermal socks come in handy. It ain't purdy but who says Valentines
Day has to be.
Happy Valentines Day to you and your loved ones.
Need I say stay warm :)